History

The Spanish Armada

Eight burning hulks, a 'Protestant Wind' and the rocks of Ireland destroyed Spain's great fleet — English guns barely mattered.

Legend insists that when the Spanish Armada was sighted off Cornwall on 19 July 1588, Sir Francis Drake was playing bowls on Plymouth Hoe and coolly declared there was time to finish the game and beat the Spaniards too. It is a marvellous line, and almost certainly a later invention — no contemporary source records it, and the story only surfaces decades afterwards. It endures because it captures how England wanted the campaign remembered: as a triumph of native daring. The truth is stranger and less flattering. The Armada was beaten by eight burning hulks, a relentless wind and the rocks of the Irish coast — and far more Spaniards died in the wrecks than ever died under English guns.

Philip II of Spain had assembled the fleet — officially the Grande y Felicísima Armada, the "Great and Most Fortunate Navy" — to carry out an invasion. Around 130 ships bearing roughly 30,000 men, the great majority of them soldiers rather than sailors, were to sweep up the Channel, rendezvous with the Duke of Parma's veteran army in Flanders, and escort it across to depose the Protestant Elizabeth I. Command went, reluctantly, to the Duke of Medina Sidonia, a conscientious administrator with little sea experience, appointed after the death of the veteran admiral Santa Cruz. Facing him was an English fleet under Lord Howard of Effingham, with Drake as vice-admiral, in handier ships built for gunnery rather than for grappling and boarding.

For a week the Armada processed up the Channel in a disciplined crescent formation that the English could harry but never break. Then it anchored off Calais to await word from Parma — and lay exposed to an old and terrifying weapon. At midnight on 28 July, the English sent eight fireships, stuffed with pitch and powder, drifting downwind into the crowded anchorage. Not a single Spanish ship was burned by them, but that hardly mattered: panicking crews cut their anchor cables to escape, the fleet scattered into the night, and the crescent never properly re-formed. Off Gravelines the next day the English guns battered the disordered fleet at close range, sinking or driving ashore several ships and killing perhaps a thousand men.

The Protestant Wind

What followed did far more damage than gunfire. A strong wind pushed the Armada into the North Sea, closing off any return through the Channel, and Medina Sidonia ordered the long way home: north around Scotland and out into the Atlantic past Ireland. The fleet was short of water, its anchors lay at the bottom off Calais, and its battered ships then met a run of ferocious autumn storms. Roughly two dozen were wrecked along the Irish coast, from Antrim down to Kerry — among them the galleass Girona, which went down off the Giant's Causeway with well over a thousand men aboard and only a handful of survivors. Spaniards who struggled ashore were frequently robbed or put to death. More of Philip's men died on the rocks of Ireland — and of thirst, hunger and disease on the voyage — than had fallen in all the fighting; only a few ships had been lost to English action.

England read the weather as theology. A commemorative medal proclaimed in Latin, "God blew and they were scattered", and the storm entered national myth as the Protestant Wind. Elizabeth had already supplied the campaign's other imperishable moment, telling her troops at Tilbury that she had "the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king". The victors' glory did not extend to their sailors: thousands of English seamen died of typhus and dysentery in the weeks after the battle, many of them still unpaid, while Howard raged at the Crown's parsimony.

Nor did 1588 end the war. An English counter-armada under Drake and Sir John Norris attacked Spain and Portugal in 1589 and failed just as dismally; Spain rebuilt its navy, and the Anglo-Spanish war ground on until 1604. Of Philip's roughly 130 ships, perhaps a third never came home, and Spanish deaths in the campaign may have approached 15,000. The Armada was defeated less by Drake's swagger than by fire, weather and Ireland — but it was the legend, not the ledger, that England chose to remember.

Quiz nuggets

  • The 1588 Armada numbered about 130 ships and some 30,000 men, most of them soldiers, commanded by the Duke of Medina Sidonia.
  • Eight English fireships sent into the Calais anchorage at midnight caused the Spanish to cut their anchor cables — yet not one Spanish ship was actually burned by them.
  • The decisive gunnery battle was fought off Gravelines, after which the fleet fled home north around Scotland and Ireland.
  • Roughly two dozen Armada ships were wrecked on the Irish coast, including the Girona off the Giant's Causeway; far more Spaniards died in the wrecks and of disease than in battle.
  • A commemorative medal read "God blew and they were scattered" — the storm remembered as the Protestant Wind.

Written from public sources and not individually checked — worth confirming before you stake a pint on it.